If ANYONE else uses the word
BREATHS
Instead of breathes,
I WILL hunt you down.
| Snape: | be careful |
| Snape: | people might think you're |
| Snape: | |
| Snape: | |
| Snape: | |
| Harry: | |
| Hermione: | |
| Ron: | |
| Snape: | |
| Universe: | |
| God: | |
| Snape: | |
| Snape: | up |
| Snape: | to something |
I need money so i can buy a book. Cuz i need to read teh book.
In fact, two books, bound to be equally as amzing and earth-shattering and monumentally feel-hitting as eachother.
My sister almost bought one today. I had planned to steal it off her.
But then she didnt.
So to aleviate my aghadhshufau, i go to the tags ive been tracking.
And what are they?
malec
magnus bane
alec lightwood
I repeat: INEEDMONEY!!!!!
| The Consul: | I don’t remember the Clave inviting you into the Glass City, Magnus Bane. |
| Magnus: | They didn’t. Your wards are down. |
| The Consul: | (sarcastically) Really? I hadn’t noticed. |
| Magnus: | (concerned) That’s terrible. Someone should have told you. (to Luke) Tell him the wards are down. |
| Alec: | You never called me back, I called you so many times and you never called me back. |
| Magnus: | Your city is under attack, the wards have broken, and the streets are full of demons. And you want to know why I haven't called you? You're an idiot. |
| Alec: | Is that why you didn't call me? Because I'm an idiot? |
| Magnus: | No. I didn't call you because I'm tired of you only wanting me when you need something. I'm tired of watching you be in love with someone else-- someone, incidentally, who will never love you back. Not the way I do. |
| Alec: | You love me? |
| Magnus: | You stupid Nephilim, Why else am I here? Why would I have spent the past few weeks patching up all your moronic friends every time they got hurt? And getting you out of every ridiculous situation you found yourself in? Not to mention helping you win a battle against Valentine. And all completely free of charge. |
| Magnus: | I think of myself as a freewheeling bisexual. |
| Alec: | Please never say those words in front of my parents. |
I don’t like this. It’s just not fluffy enough. I tried but I’m still traumatized by CoLS so there’s very little happy for me to channel. Oh well, I’m done trying to fix it. Here, have at its awkwardness. Beta’d by Ky, teh awesum uan.
Requested by: achelseabee
Prompt: Can they be stuck…
#roses are red #violets are blue #i’d rather have sherlock #but you’re okay too
#roses are red #you gave me a shock #when i looked in your pants #and didn’t find Sherlock’s cock
The tags, the tags the neverending tags. I love this fandom.
(Source: badwans, via monotoneminor)
(via lastofthetimeladies)
There’s a time and place for everything, and I believe it’s called ‘fan fiction’.
BRB DYING
BRB FANGIRLING
BRB, MAYBE
BRB, NOPE-ING
ARGHHHH MY BABIES I LOVE YOU SOOO MUCH!
If I didn’t have to study for exams, I might actually go make some fanart right now.
I see a little silhouetto of a man
ScaraMOUCHE scaraMOUCHE
Will you do the fandango?
ＴＨＵＮＤＥＲＢＯＬＴＳ ＡＮＤ ＬＩＧＨＴＮＩＮＧ
ＶＥＲＹ ＶＥＲＹ ＦＲＩＧＨＴＥＮＩＮＧ
Me!
Galileo,Galileo
Galileo,Galileo
Galileo, Figaro
magnificooooooooooo~
(Source: metallikato, via liisakee)
Urghhh, I guess I have to do homework, right? With exams coming up next week. I’ll put in the effort, and reap the rewards, sure, but its just the effort bit I have trouble with. There are so many other things I could be doing!
Nup, screw it, I’m going to study.
Bye!
